Thursday, June 28, 2007


Important Safety Instructions

I bought a new hairdryer yesterday. Big day. The old one literally blew up. Well, "blew up" is a bit overboard but it did snap, crackle and pop and then was dead. Anywho, I got the new one and noticed there were many many instructions and wondered how many a person needs. There were the usual:
DO NOT use while bathing
DO NOT use near, place in, or drop into water or other liquid.
(what other liquid would that be?)

But the one that just blew my mind (pun intended) was this one:
Never use while sleeping


I'm all for effeciency and multi-tasking but, um, wtf?


That is some ridiculous/funny shizzle...I would like to see the law suit that prompted that warning. The plaintiff should get an e-ticket to the Darwin Awards!
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